| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Children | Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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| Fighting | Never fight an inanimate object.
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| Government | The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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| Hats | A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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| Health care | If you think health care is expensive now wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
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| Misc. | With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
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